May 08, 2012

Orange is calling, it wants its dignity back....

By now you've all heard of this lady?
Excuse this hideous picture.
And for the record, your face should NEVER match the color of your child's hair.
(Just an FYI.)
I know I don't need to explain why this is all sorts of wrong.
If you don't know who this is, Kristen Wiig was pretty fab in her portrayal on SNL....
On behalf of the color wheel between yellow and red, here is a message to this lady: 
there are plenty less UV-harmful, more beautiful ways to express your love for orange.

For instance:
Orange dining room via Elle Decor

Orange Chinese Chippendale

Orange chest of drawers, and  orangey rug via my Pinterest
Orange barn doors for laundry via HB
Orange bed I painted for my cool five-year-old's room
Again, YES.
Orange Zebra pillow in same son's room.
Heck yes!
Oompah Loompah's and Tanning Mom.
This is the stuff nightmares are made of.  NOOOOO!!!

Please I beg you, give orange it's dignity back.


Elizabeth said...

you are hilarious - she is obviously mentally ill. Love love love your son's room!!
xoxo -e (modern24seven)

goldfine said...

Orange is fun! I love Cooper's room too!

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